Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
