I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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