I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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