can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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