GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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