He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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