We're like a lot better than the average bears
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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