I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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