that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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