Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
