He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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