How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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