I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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