Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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