Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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