Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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