I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
The Olympian is in my bed
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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