Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize