Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Holy sore nipples Batman
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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