Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
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i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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