i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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