They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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