Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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