its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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