No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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