Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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