Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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