Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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