I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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