The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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