? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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