She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
That reminds me...we need to get swords
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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