your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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