i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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