He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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