...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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