do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
bring money and cleavage
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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