Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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