Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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