she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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