Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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