i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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