he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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