hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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