Will you blow on my dice?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
