Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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