dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Randomize
