Don't you send me to vm
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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