the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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