we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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