But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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