just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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