Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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