I wish my penis had an off switch
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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