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two words: eviction party
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
the liver wants what the liver wants
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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