We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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