fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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